COFFEE QUOTES IV
quotations about coffee
A man full of bad coffee is apt to commit any crime. Some of them even write letters to the papers.
S. JAY KAUFMAN
The Tea & Coffee Trade Journal, September 1921
I used to
Make love.
Now I
Make coffee.
CHOCOLATE WATERS
"I Used To"
When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.
JAROD KINTZ
Seriously Delirious
Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today.
ANONYMOUS
Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee.
ANONYMOUS
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
ALFRED RENYI
attributed, My Brain Is Open
Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Glory Road
People love coffee because of its two-fold effect--the pleasurable sensation and the increased efficiency it produces.
WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS
All About Coffee
He was my cream, and I was his coffee -- and when you poured us together, it was something.
JOSEPHINE BAKER
attributed, Remembering Josephine
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
SIR JAMES MACKINTOSH
attributed, Chicken Soup for the Coffee Lover's Soul
Coffee is the world's most valuable trading commodity after oil.
ANTONY WILD
Coffee: A Dark History
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
CHRISTOPHER FRY
New York Post, Nov. 29, 1962
I should also note that if coffee does not prevent or inhibit sleep, it will stimulate dream projections, and also aid you in bringing the critical faculties into the dream state.
JANE ROBERTS
The Early Sessions
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
ALBERT CAMUS
attributed, The Paradox of Choice
I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.
ANONYMOUS
Starbuck's is going to start selling instant coffee. This is for people who want the quality of Sanka, but want to pay the high Starbuck's price.
JAY LENO
The Tonight Show, October 2, 2009
Coffee helps me maintain my "never killed anyone streak".
ANONYMOUS
Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised. It's got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it.
CAPTAIN JANEWAY
"Hunters,", Star Trek: Voyager
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
BOB IRWIN
attributed, 12 Cups of Coffee
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
CASSANDRA CLARE
City of Ashes